Thursday, April 28, 2005

slut

This is a follow up post with reference to bitches and bastards.

If you recall, I proposed that it's quite difficult for one person to be a bitch and a bastard at the same time due to the fundamental differences in bitch/bastard behaviour and what makes the person a bitch or a bastard.

ken: haha. thank you. bout yq's post bout bitches and bastards. the true masters of both are elavated to the status of sluts

With effect from the above tag on Kenneth's tagboard, I will use the posted information and add on to the defination and renaming the "bitching-bastard" to "slut".

The slut is, in reference to bitches and bastards, a lethal combination of the bitch and the bastard. However, that is only 1 of the many kinds of sluts. I'll name this kind of slut "slut prime" in this post to prevent confusion.

Another common kind of slut is the "fps" which is short for, nono not first-person shooter, Fucking Pretentious Slut. A fps tries to be someone he is not and acts like the world owes him big time. A hy pocrite by nature and a adept back stabber, the fps is often hated by everyone but being too self absorbed, will not notice that everyone hates him.

Then there's the usual slut which is just a substitude for the word bitch so I won't bother explaining.

And finally, there's the "Born a Slut" or "Slut by nature". These are the most fucked up of society. They are not only look hideous , they have fucked up personalities and have a high chance of being gay. They lose their temper but never their virginity, which is fortunate for us regular folk(a bastard is still a regular folk when put beside a Born Slut) and will at ALL times try every single fucking way possible to gain the attention of EVERYONE who doesn't give a shit. Born Sluts also do not know that people hate them. Due to the fact that no person's behaviour can be influenced to that of a born slut since everyone hates them but themselves, we can only conclude that Born Sluts are LITERALLY BORN SLUTS.

So the hierarchy of bitches, bastards and the various sluts would be:

Bitch / Bastard
|
Slut prime
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FPS
|
Born Slut

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