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Damn it fuck shit!! Typed this long entry `bout PT and shit and was halfway through it when my browser fucked up! Alas, I'll try to recreate it.
Today was a day with PT. It started off on a bad note because of PT! What the fuck is it with PT anyway?! I joined the SAFBANDS so I don't ever have to do PT again! I was wrong. Now I have to do wretched PT at least once a week and that SUCKS!
I can never understand why people like exercise, especially jogging, running, whatever you call it. It's slow, tedious and makes you sweat! It leaves you sticky until you take a bath and that sucks since more often than not, we don't have time for that in camp. More often than not, I'll try to skip PT but was almost never successful.
I have this plan for this year's IPPT by the way, since I'm supposedly "combat fit" so I have to take it. I plan to fail it all the way. Every time there's an IPPT, it's always followed by stand-down, rest. Which means all I have to do, is spend about an hour doing whatever needs to be done but ensuring that I fail at least 1 station, not that I have much of a choice, pull-ups. And I get to sleep for the rest of the morning. Perfect! It doesn't matter whether I fail it or not since I wouldn't need to attend RT, remedial training, next year because of ORD!!! It's flawless, perfect!!
Anyway there was this short run today and some people are excused because they really are while some just excuse themselves for no valid reason. My friend Nicholas is one who's really excused but there is this other, NeoTech. Normally, they would never be caught in a conversation but given the special circumstance here, Nic pretty much didn't have a choice.
NeoTech: eh. i modified my car (hyundai getz)
Nic: uh huh. so what did you do to it?
This is where everybody starts wondering what exactly in jessie's name did he do to his car that's not worth doing anything to. The words "modified car" often triggers one towards the chain of thought ranging from improved performance to appearance which in turn leads to one thinking maybe he upgraded the suspension, or got himself some cool bodykit or even change his rims or whatever. But no, the answer was nothing short of a surprise.
NeoTech: I changed my antenna.
Nic: ... and...?
NeoTech: I changed my horn.
Enough said.
Today was a day with PT. It started off on a bad note because of PT! What the fuck is it with PT anyway?! I joined the SAFBANDS so I don't ever have to do PT again! I was wrong. Now I have to do wretched PT at least once a week and that SUCKS!
I can never understand why people like exercise, especially jogging, running, whatever you call it. It's slow, tedious and makes you sweat! It leaves you sticky until you take a bath and that sucks since more often than not, we don't have time for that in camp. More often than not, I'll try to skip PT but was almost never successful.
I have this plan for this year's IPPT by the way, since I'm supposedly "combat fit" so I have to take it. I plan to fail it all the way. Every time there's an IPPT, it's always followed by stand-down, rest. Which means all I have to do, is spend about an hour doing whatever needs to be done but ensuring that I fail at least 1 station, not that I have much of a choice, pull-ups. And I get to sleep for the rest of the morning. Perfect! It doesn't matter whether I fail it or not since I wouldn't need to attend RT, remedial training, next year because of ORD!!! It's flawless, perfect!!
Anyway there was this short run today and some people are excused because they really are while some just excuse themselves for no valid reason. My friend Nicholas is one who's really excused but there is this other, NeoTech. Normally, they would never be caught in a conversation but given the special circumstance here, Nic pretty much didn't have a choice.
NeoTech: eh. i modified my car (hyundai getz)
Nic: uh huh. so what did you do to it?
This is where everybody starts wondering what exactly in jessie's name did he do to his car that's not worth doing anything to. The words "modified car" often triggers one towards the chain of thought ranging from improved performance to appearance which in turn leads to one thinking maybe he upgraded the suspension, or got himself some cool bodykit or even change his rims or whatever. But no, the answer was nothing short of a surprise.
NeoTech: I changed my antenna.
Nic: ... and...?
NeoTech: I changed my horn.
Enough said.
BY Neo :: 10:48 PM
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