snail
It was a morning few days ago. My dad couldn't fetch me to camp so I was up earlier than usual. IT was still dark when I left home but thanks to Singapore's superb street lighting system, everything's pretty much visible. The first creature I saw when I step out from my gate is this gigantic common garden snail. That got me thinking, what the fuck is with the snail?!
It moves slow, melts on contact with salt (verified this myself a few years ago at grace's), carries with it a useless "hard" shell. I mean what the fuck?! It's a hermaphrodite!! That's GAY!! It eats plants, with what I don't know, much like most other garden creatures but hell the other garden pests don't leave goo all over my fucking floor!! Don't fuck me with the slugs are just as bad since I KNOW that! Let's not go into details here, a slug is but a SNAIL without a shell, it's homeless snail, a poor snail, hippy.
Why is it that other creatures out there become extinct when here it is, right there in front of me, an abomination meant to be extinct but still exist? Speaking of which, there are lots of creatures out there that ought to be extinct.
Mosquitoes! Fucking little pieces of blood sucking shit! Spreads so many fucking diseases and somehow no one took steps to exterminate them!
But they are all part of the intricate ecosystem which would be displaced if any of them were to be forcefully removed.
Fuck you! As if I care! This intricate ecosystem of yours is changing more often than you changing your underwear! If it's constant, everything WILL die which pretty much rules everything ecologists say bullshit.
Ironically, I remember being pretty happy when I got the "young ecologists" badge in primary( grade) school! I draw a few pictures and poof! I got the cool looking badge. I also remember getting the young meteorologist, entomologist, ornithologist, hmm what else? I lost all of them anyway. I wonder if they still have that in primary school. It was pretty fun doing all those cards for the badges. Most of you, close to my age and living in Singapore, probably got the zoologist and botanist badges. So many people have them it's GAY.
It moves slow, melts on contact with salt (verified this myself a few years ago at grace's), carries with it a useless "hard" shell. I mean what the fuck?! It's a hermaphrodite!! That's GAY!! It eats plants, with what I don't know, much like most other garden creatures but hell the other garden pests don't leave goo all over my fucking floor!! Don't fuck me with the slugs are just as bad since I KNOW that! Let's not go into details here, a slug is but a SNAIL without a shell, it's homeless snail, a poor snail, hippy.
Why is it that other creatures out there become extinct when here it is, right there in front of me, an abomination meant to be extinct but still exist? Speaking of which, there are lots of creatures out there that ought to be extinct.
Mosquitoes! Fucking little pieces of blood sucking shit! Spreads so many fucking diseases and somehow no one took steps to exterminate them!
But they are all part of the intricate ecosystem which would be displaced if any of them were to be forcefully removed.
Fuck you! As if I care! This intricate ecosystem of yours is changing more often than you changing your underwear! If it's constant, everything WILL die which pretty much rules everything ecologists say bullshit.
Ironically, I remember being pretty happy when I got the "young ecologists" badge in primary( grade) school! I draw a few pictures and poof! I got the cool looking badge. I also remember getting the young meteorologist, entomologist, ornithologist, hmm what else? I lost all of them anyway. I wonder if they still have that in primary school. It was pretty fun doing all those cards for the badges. Most of you, close to my age and living in Singapore, probably got the zoologist and botanist badges. So many people have them it's GAY.
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