The Great Conspiracy Theory
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand FAGS you need to realize that everything is controlled by a closet in S*FBANDS made up of GAYS with help from MORE GAYS.
The conspiracy first started during fucking fag fest in one of the store rooms. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the "Desperate Husbands" incident.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their constant need for ass.
They want to KNNBCCB me and imprison resisters in bunk 1 using indented transport.
In order to prepare for this, we all must ORD. Since the media is controlled by ME! we should get our information from Gideon.
You must be thinking, WHAT THE FUCK?! Trust me, you're not the only one. Anyway, the above text is fiction, to a certain extent, and is generated using Make Your Own Conspiracy. Try it and have some dumb fun. It shouldn't take anyone too long to figure out what I typed in the fields in the form so if you are really that stupid, try putting a different number in each field and use that as a reference to what I wrote for each field. Note that it's a really simple javascript and it's english is non-existent. If you are to use it and generate something to post somewhere, at least ensure that the sentences flow and nothing is incoherent.
Here's another which, IMHO, makes much more fucking sense!
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand the City Harvest Cult you need to realize that everything is controlled by a "Cell Group" made up of Crack-heads with help from "pastors".
The conspiracy first started during the Wailing Service in City Harvest Church. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the half-fuck concert services.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their constant need to preach.
They want to Baptise me and imprison resisters in City Harvest Church using money.
In order to prepare for this, we all must tell them to FUCK OFF. Since the media is controlled by ME! we should get our information from Kenneth.
In order to understand FAGS you need to realize that everything is controlled by a closet in S*FBANDS made up of GAYS with help from MORE GAYS.
The conspiracy first started during fucking fag fest in one of the store rooms. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the "Desperate Husbands" incident.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their constant need for ass.
They want to KNNBCCB me and imprison resisters in bunk 1 using indented transport.
In order to prepare for this, we all must ORD. Since the media is controlled by ME! we should get our information from Gideon.
You must be thinking, WHAT THE FUCK?! Trust me, you're not the only one. Anyway, the above text is fiction, to a certain extent, and is generated using Make Your Own Conspiracy. Try it and have some dumb fun. It shouldn't take anyone too long to figure out what I typed in the fields in the form so if you are really that stupid, try putting a different number in each field and use that as a reference to what I wrote for each field. Note that it's a really simple javascript and it's english is non-existent. If you are to use it and generate something to post somewhere, at least ensure that the sentences flow and nothing is incoherent.
Here's another which, IMHO, makes much more fucking sense!
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand the City Harvest Cult you need to realize that everything is controlled by a "Cell Group" made up of Crack-heads with help from "pastors".
The conspiracy first started during the Wailing Service in City Harvest Church. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the half-fuck concert services.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their constant need to preach.
They want to Baptise me and imprison resisters in City Harvest Church using money.
In order to prepare for this, we all must tell them to FUCK OFF. Since the media is controlled by ME! we should get our information from Kenneth.
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