Xian's undies

It's xian's birthday and for some reason, there's much to write about unlike grace's.

We made xian show us her new undies at the crab place where we had supper. It took a while with xian being her usual shy self, she even wanted me to unveal it for her but that'l be just wrong won't it? However a few threats to make her appear even more embarassed in public finally got her to unveal her new undies we got for her. She was initially quite reluctant and only show a portion of it but after I made it clear that she should just go all out and show us the entire thing since it's already half out anyway, she unvealed it's glory for all to see. It was white, laced with pink with the words 'I love you' written on it, also in pink. I didn't exactly take a good look at it since she was at the other side of hte table but that's really beyond the point. Point is to make her show us her new undies we got her and she did that.

Kinky? I don't think so.

I'll be away for the next few days so The club, minus grace and jan plus zhiwei, decided to meet for supper like we usually do, just not at 85, on xian's birthday. Which was quite a disappointment since that renders my initial plan of setting meatballs on fire useless. It would've been an amazing sight, with the combustion of lard and minced meat, the fireworks of good food mixed with the aroma of 85 bak cho mee which never fails to stink up the car. Not to forget how meaningful it will be, as I always say, 85 is The place for The Club.

So we had supper at the crab place, known because of the crab they server and the crap, dessert from taiwan, they serve. So being the usual xian, she's late, and being the usual us, didn't leave any food for her. I didn't have lunch and dinner so I was really hungry. But hungry as I am, I did not look half as barbaric as Kenneth when eating crab. He virtually squeezes the flesh out of the crab from between the shells, using ALL his fingers!! He took quite a while longer than the rest of us when washing our fingers in the bowl of lime water since he had to wash his HANDS!

Usually when there's a birthday, xian would be the one that buys the present but since it's xian's birthday this time, so someone else had to do it, not me. And it's none other than the insane duo, the british and the prc, oliver and lulu, mr brown and luluser, that did it. And like everything they do, there's always a catch.

The present came in 2 packets, one normal, one far from it. It is the smaller one sealed with a questionable sticker that is of significance. I'm sure you can guess by now what's in the smaller packet.

MezMu gone

It's screwing up my sleep cycle which doesn't really exist to begin with and it annoys the hell out of me. You know I'm in serious shit when I start surfing forums about Mu that's in CHINESE!!!

It's too much of a cantankerous fuck shit so I shut it down.

more art.

Oh well, let's just say I'm on a roll here.

Kyriel:

I should work for adidas. I dig those shoes! A major overhaul I must say. Half-skirts kick ass!! Not to forget those 2 big swords that get even bigger when you snap them together!! Then there's the fact that SHE. LOOKS. SO. DAMN. HOT!!!

why of all things this

I can't hold back anymore!!
It's pure agony to not say anything so I'm just going to do it with some ambiguity and of course some censorship.

Why the fuck would anyone do this?!!

Enough said.
There's really nothing much to write plus the fact that I'll be reserving much of my crap for ickystuff.net, when it's up.

Then there's this...

Suspect

I hate Suspect. What the fuck is it suppose to mean when a SQL database is Suspect? It doesn't say anything, no help is provided and it really really sucks. I have no idea what's the cause but that doesn't really matter anymore does it? Nevermind that anymore. Everything is fine now. Mez Mu Online is now officially up.

And now for more art, well actually only 1 new pic.

Donquel:



Having a 歪 tattoo is just too ugly!! So i changed it. Imagine having a pistol and a gunblade chained to your hands! Talk about handy weapons. No. The gunblade is not originally from FF8. The concept of the gunblade's been in existence since the times of the pirates and mytic sea monsters. FF8 just made it famous.

it's art day

I don't recall posting anything I drew up here in a while.
Neither do I recall drawing her more than once.
Then comes the fact that the first and last time I drew her right is a little more than 4 years ago. No shit.

Amanda:

And we need a new name for her. The name's too plain Jane for a twin AXE weilding cross between a punk and a nerd kind of girl... Right... almost that I suppose.

Uriel:

don't you just love huge swords like that? They scream "I CUT JOO!!!!" like no other!

Eloa:

Let's just say that for me to keep a character design and not change much of it for more than 3 years, that design must kick ass!

Of Maple Story & DOTA

The next time someone tells me to download Maple Story and give it a try will be the last time the person ever gets to play any game ever!

I can think of no better description for that bane of a MMOG than "it sucks!" If I wanted to play a 2D game, I'd get a SNES! Those timeless classics are a million times better. A 200MB installation file for a 2D game is seriously fucked up. Check out my BMP files dude! I'm so 1989 where JPEG and PNG doesn't exist. Not to forget the fact that there is virtually no AI involved, it's a MMOG for crying out loud, no fancy video clips and no high res. skins! Then there's the fact that a hack for Maple will SCREW up everything on EVERYONE's screen, for the novice, this means that something is seriously wrong with the coding. Fucked up.

As for design, I'd be very much attracted to it if I was 10 and a brainless drone crying for a lollipop every once in a while.

Now for the avid fans of what is commonly known as DOTA. Beware as the next big thing invades your WC3 folder, I'd rather play THAK anytime and I'm sure you would too. Originally conceived by Weng, THAK is the abbreviation for, none other than Treasure Hunting Ancient King!!! It's the best WC3 gaming experience ever!!

what's with the tray of puke

The exact words I said when I first saw the above mentioned image on xian's msn buddy icon.
It's a gigantic cookie!! Denial. I'd rather drive a van with a spoiler off a cliff than to even take a bite out of that vile looking mix of concentrated HCL, enzymes, and what hideous substances anyone can possibly find in that cantankerous tray of questionable pale brown paste like "thing" with lumps.

Just another example of the kind of stuff said between me and Weng in camp, not that it's in any way inaccurate or inconsistent with what I have in mind. A tray of puke is a tray of puke, lumpy or not, in a tray or not, said to be a cookie or not. We should really start a group blog or site or something It. Will. Kick. Ass. Imagine a portal, I see it now, Negoki Productions meets Room 9. Imagine the content, all original and written with a certain flare, the kind the kicks you in the gut and then makes you go why didn't I think of that, followed by LOL, Keith version (lots of laughts) and then LOL, usual version (laugh out loud) and finally where did they find the time, energy and creative impluses to say such shit. Just when you think that's where the fun stops, you get overwhelmed with the various different forms of media ranging from original compositions by Threep, right?, art by me, weird photos and even weirder looking photo manips. Not to forget the icky stuff section where you find stuff like the tray of puke or Thomomus caught with a bag full of cancer causing sticks of death grouped in packets and transfered across borders by the loop hole called not everyone is a smoker.

Speaking of which somehow reminds me of something I said on one of those early mornings with a deployment that is totally unnecessary but scheduled anyway. I was on the bus and Benedict was reading the new men's magazine, SNAG or something. I think they left out the IM at the end since it should be SNAGIM, Stupid Neurotic Apprehensive Gag Inducing Material. It's as if the market is not already saturated with various picture books, since my Primary 1 textbook probably contains more reading material, with similar content and an exponential drop in quality with the introduction of each new series. There are only that many pretty girls in the world, an even smaller number here in Singapore, RATIO! do the math shithead!. Not enough to go around with that many magazines being published on a monthly basis. So they fill the pages with ads, other gobbledygook and what not. Then there are those girls that make you wonder what exactly is it about them worthy to be published. They're not common but they do exist and are somehow published rendering the mag a GIM, Gag Inducing Material. Which brings me back to that fateful morning where one casual sentence said without much thought became my quote of the day.

If she looks like that in a photoshoot, she probably looks like fuck in real life.

If I must, here's my explaination. A photoshoot is designed, lighting clothes and all, to make someone look good. If you look bad in a professionally done photoshoot for a magazine, it tells, in fact it screams bloody murder, about how you look. You can argue that it might be the photographer's fault but if it's a photographer for a magazine, chances are, pretty high, that he's good enough. I used the word probably since, though slim, the possibility that factors other than the girl itself is to blame for a shitty looking gag inducing shot, like snort or a tray of puke.