Sunday, February 12, 2006

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Experiencing some server problems with ickystuff, linhosting had better get it fixed before I put a lance through their heads.

My headache is killing me. I reckon that if someone were to drill a hole in my skull, brain juices would start squirting out, easing the pressure(cause of the pain) that's building up in my head. If not I'd be satisfied if someone would just pass me a knife so I get to stab a certain someone that's been annoying the shit out of me. The adrenaline would probably ease the pain for a short while so I figured that if I keep stabbing, non-stop, the pain would go away.

The next time some desperate dipshit ask me for the phone number of some girl they know I know but they themselves don't know, I'd make them dance the dance with the launcher in my hand and my stash of poison tipped harpoons, each leathal enough to kill a blue whale. You probably still wouldn't be able to survive even if you have a dick the size of a bus and the metabolic rate of a rock.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmm.. try this website if ur bored: http://www.siandowhat.com
nothing much but have a few suggestions

4:31 PM  
Anonymous Gustavo said...

Did somebody actually kill you?

9:09 AM  
Anonymous Gustavo said...

And, no, I don't really know. I just ended up in this blog by chance. I googled for the lyrics of "Lilium", from Elfen Lied, and this site was one of the results. By the way, I liked your text about shitty music and stuff.
Well, well, what the hell, you're probably never gonna read this, so I'm out, maybe forever.
Don't see ya, then.
BTW, look at this funny fact: My word verification was "ingame". What are the chances of actually getting a real word on that, huh? I'm lucky, I guess.
Well, now it's goodbye for real.

9:14 AM  

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