of the lululu and the bahhhh and disgusting call police

It's been a week since I got zhihui into our group, now known as the club due to a mistake made by zhihui, she said "wad does the club do?". Befor I can make things clear that it's in fact a group and not a club, things got out of hand because I had to book in on the night of NDP for the blasted GOH the next day. Understand that I won't bother explaining what my abbreviations mean since more often than not, it doesn't matter whether you know what it means, you get the idea anyway. So while I was dragging my ass to camp, stuck on a aromatic bus filled with people not of my race, the members of said group decided to elect a prez, me. It really doesn't matter and nobody really cares.

So back to having zhihui in the group. As expected, she NEVER STOPS! If duracel needs a new weird bunny, she's definitely on the A-list. Other than that, we've been pretty much getting the better side of the deal. She's been subjected to test after test and is doing well so far, still alive. We blanketed her on 2 instances, the first of which lasted longer and involved citrus fruits being forcefully fed to her.

She also claimed the rights for various words not found anywhere, with pride. Words like lululu and bahhhh. Though we argued that bahhhh belongs to xian, she claimed it anyway, chucking aside bleaugh or something like that to xian. Xian came up with something new by the way, blrooogh, which, according to her, is the sound made when she lau sai, too much information there.

Our group appears to communicate well with members of the horde judging from the lingo of our female, though questionable, members. We are also affiliated with the guardians of our neighbourhood, the police since we call them on any instances of disgusting occurrences.

When will the next troll scroll appear. We can only pray.

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