BBQ
BBQ, a common acronym for barbeque, burning meat on a grill. It's been given a new meaning, now fresh from hell with a touch of Hades himself, literally! A cremation, burning corpse in an oven.
I've spent my past 2 sundays performing at the Mandai Crematorium, a complete waste of time if you ask me. With another one, very very possibly, on it's way, I won't be surprised if I achieve a hat trick in funerals! Now known as a BBQ thanks to some really sadistic people living in the world today.
1 more day to SAFDAY. I hope it rains. It doesn't matter that I went for all the God damned rehersals, got sun burned and shit, not to forget the fatique from all the playing and the complete waste of time travelling. Did I not mention that almost every fucking one of those rehersals require me to stay in because it I have to fall in at 6:15 AM thus rendering me with an inadequate amount of sleep (because there's no air-con in bunk and there're tons of mosquitoes, then there're the PS2 and the X-Box)? Whether I'm down for the actual or not doesn't matter to me. I want it to rain so I don't have to be deployed, simple.
I remember it's about this time last year when there was some commotion because we had to go for the rehersals but didn't get to appear on National Day thanks to the reduction in the NS term. I remember being pretty pissed about it. Stupid. Now it's just another tiring parade. When it comes to parades, the lesser the merrier. There's no glory contrary to popular belief, not when you're at every other one of the parades. That's when it doesn't matter.
The next time someone tells me that I should feel proud to be wearing the No. 1 uniform, I'll slap his testicles so hard it comes out through his mouth, that'll shut him up real fine. I wear that darn uniform every month! It's easily stained, heavy and hot even on a rainy day, then there're those shitty buttons and all those accessories which, as the name suggests, serve no real purpose but to give us extra load in exchange for pseudo beauty. Some people look like shit in No. 1, no amount of accessories will change that.
I've spent my past 2 sundays performing at the Mandai Crematorium, a complete waste of time if you ask me. With another one, very very possibly, on it's way, I won't be surprised if I achieve a hat trick in funerals! Now known as a BBQ thanks to some really sadistic people living in the world today.
1 more day to SAFDAY. I hope it rains. It doesn't matter that I went for all the God damned rehersals, got sun burned and shit, not to forget the fatique from all the playing and the complete waste of time travelling. Did I not mention that almost every fucking one of those rehersals require me to stay in because it I have to fall in at 6:15 AM thus rendering me with an inadequate amount of sleep (because there's no air-con in bunk and there're tons of mosquitoes, then there're the PS2 and the X-Box)? Whether I'm down for the actual or not doesn't matter to me. I want it to rain so I don't have to be deployed, simple.
I remember it's about this time last year when there was some commotion because we had to go for the rehersals but didn't get to appear on National Day thanks to the reduction in the NS term. I remember being pretty pissed about it. Stupid. Now it's just another tiring parade. When it comes to parades, the lesser the merrier. There's no glory contrary to popular belief, not when you're at every other one of the parades. That's when it doesn't matter.
The next time someone tells me that I should feel proud to be wearing the No. 1 uniform, I'll slap his testicles so hard it comes out through his mouth, that'll shut him up real fine. I wear that darn uniform every month! It's easily stained, heavy and hot even on a rainy day, then there're those shitty buttons and all those accessories which, as the name suggests, serve no real purpose but to give us extra load in exchange for pseudo beauty. Some people look like shit in No. 1, no amount of accessories will change that.
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